8 Signs He's Still a Boy

1. Believes that putting things away sucks the joy out of life.

2. Names his dog after something alcoholic.

3. Your father hates him

4. Still owns a giant #1 foam finger

5. Any job that requires a suit? Total sell out man.

6. Perennial Plan B: Mom'll do it.

7. Can become aroused by a slight breeze.

8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the man he'll become someday.