Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Quote of the Day
"If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was."
Sunday, March 21, 2010
14 Signs You're in Love
14.) You look at their picture constantly.
13.) When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
12.) You read their texts or IM's over and over again.
11.) You walk really slow when you're with them.
10.) You feel really shy whenever you're/they're around.
9.) When you're thinking about them, your heart beats faster and slower at the same time.
8.) You smile when you hear their voice.
7.) When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him/her.
6.) You start listening to slow songs while thinking of them.
5.) They're all you think about.
4.) You get high just from their scent.
3.) You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them.
2.) You would do anything for them, or anything to see them.
1.) While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time......(Who is it?)
8 Signs He's Still a Boy
1. Believes that putting things away sucks the joy out of life.
2. Names his dog after something alcoholic.
3. Your father hates him
4. Still owns a giant #1 foam finger
5. Any job that requires a suit? Total sell out man.
6. Perennial Plan B: Mom'll do it.
7. Can become aroused by a slight breeze.
8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the man he'll become someday.
8 Signs He's a Man
1. Know's when a suit is required. Owns one. Wears it without complaint.
2. No condom? He doesn't mind waiting till tomorrow.
3. Your mother loves him.
4. He drives fast, but safe enough that you can let yourself fall asleep on the passenger side.
5. Is able to carry a child on his shoulders without bumping his head on a door frame.
6. Can tell if you fake your orgasm, and cares.
7. Handles break-ups (and all other major conversations) in person.
8. Every so often you catch a glimpse of the little boy he used to be.
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